Okay - the container looked interesting and the idea of foaming gel captivated me. So I bought it.
Then, after my first usage I happily placed the toothpaste in the medicine cabinet.
There was something odd going on in that cabinet overnight. I couldn't sleep very peacefully for some reason. It was almost like there was a silent creature lurking, foaming, oozing.
Then it happened. The next morning I opened the medicine cabinet and to my express horror-there it was! The Foaming Gel Toothpaste Monster! There on my shelf; drueling, crusted – heaving dried foam beyond its orifice! It was grotesque. I hurried and wiped it off thinking it was just an anomaly; an initial hazing of sorts.
I used it a second time…and then I knew. The crusty foam gel was no anomaly…it was a toothpaste beast – bent on haunting my medicine cabinet after every use. These are no cute, scrubbing bubbles…no! After each and every use, the foam-sludge erupted outward to scare my toothpaste, my cologne, even my fingernail clipper into submission. The Foaming Gel Monster RULED my medicine cabinet.
And the advertising by-line printed around the upper body of the toothpaste canister says it all, “Works Beyond Paste!”
Buyer beware. Purchase at your own risk.
